![]() Each boss has a different set of strengths and you’ll have to learn their attack patterns and look for weaknesses in order to kill them – a feat that is far from simple.Įach boss has a different set of strengths and you’ll have to learn their attack patterns and look for weaknesses in order to kill them – a feat that is far from simple. If you survive, a few moments later another boss spawns and it’ll probably be yet another pain in the ass like the guy who throws big ass buzz saws all over the place. You might jump into a round and the first boss that spawns is the horrible pain in the ass Golem which throws giant bricks at you and drops bricks from the ceiling which could smash you but also hinder your shots until you’ve damaged them enough to break them out of your way. You quite literally never know what will happen, or what will spawn. You’ll eventually gain short term powers like flaming shots or chained lightning arc attacks, but it’s all random and that’s what makes the replay value for TxP so high. Facing off with a shielded enemy? Bounce some shots off their shield and lay waste to any of his cronies who might dare stand too close. Is there a ton of stuff coming at you and you’re backed into a corner? Turn around and bounce a shotgun blast off the wall, smashing everything that’s chasing you and clearing a space for you to keep on moving. What this also means is that there are a plethora of different ways to dispatch enemies, and while you don’t get more than your default machine gun and shotgun, you will unlock power-ups and abilities by using your environment to creatively dispatch the hordes of demons. This means if you’re constantly running circles around the arena trying to gather up massive mobs for big combos, eventually the game will send one off enemies to flank you and check your shit in. ![]() As the enemies die, they learn from your playstyle. Our lovely space marine is dropped into an arena after two evil hands rip the screen open in a clear nod to both Goatse, and the ass ripping that you’re about to receive, and very quickly Tormentor X Punisher throws your balls to the wall.Įvery enemy in Tormentor X Punisher can be killed with a single shot (and of course, so can you.) The trick isn’t doing the damage, the trick is figuring out how to deliver these death blows and keeping your lilly ass alive to do it. To best describe Tormentor X Punisher, it’s basically Smash TV meets The Binding of Isaac in Hell. Not only does our heroine shout profanity often, but the game drips (literally) with a comic book meets 16-bit art style that runs faster than you back to your mom after this game puts a demonic boot in your ass. In fact, if there’s anything Tormentor X Punisher does, it’s continually scream. Read on at your own risk.Ī raging female space marine with a bad temper and even less of a penchant for eloquence, the newest indie hotness Tormentor X Punisher starts off with a primal scream of “Let’s fucking do this!” right before it kicks in your teeth. More subjective would be the text telling me to switch weapons.don't see why that's needed after 2 or 3 times, sometimes less is more imo.Editor’s Note: Due to the nature of this game, there’s a lot of profanity in this review – though you should have guessed that from the byline. What's truly sad is that it really RUINS an otherwise EXCELLENT sound mix and soundtrack. Nuclear throne pretty much boots up the same way if you look closely and does so without making you want to stab your ears out. I could see if there were a bunch more lines but hearing the same ♥♥♥♥ gets old extremely fast. The way the title screen and opening line are way louder then the rest of the voices is simply obnoxious. They absolutely, 100% should not have the option to be turned off or down.īecause it's just way overdone and having to hear the SAME, repetitive lines potentially dozens of times an hour is not at all appealing. ![]() The voice overs are great, and a big part of the game's charm IMHO. Originally posted by doc_block:I died because I started laughing really hard the first time I heard, "Smells like BIRD ♥♥♥♥!" ![]()
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